User:Ficerc/Thicc Dooku

Thicc Dooku is a mysterious creature in DICE's Star Wars Battlefront II. Despite the story of Thicc Dooku continuing to be shrouded in mystery, legend has it he is related to a Victory Pose for Count Dooku.

Origins
Although the origins of Thicc Dooku remain unclear, ancient scripts tell of a hidden lair buried deep within the Appearances menu. It is said that only those who posses extreme ingenuity are able to locate and track him down.

Powers
Upon discovering the location of and laying eyes upon Thicc Dooku, his victims are overcome with an uncontrollable urge to share their findings on Reddit. These unfortunate beings often stumble upon r/StarWarsBattlefront in particular, clogging up the New page with their unique discoveries. Thicc Dooku also clouds their sense of judgement, preventing his victims from utilizing the famed Search Bar, his ultimate weakness. Very few players are known to have resisted his powerful curse.