User:Anakin Skyobiliviator/Jokes

"General Grievous...you're shorter than I expected."

―Anakin Skywalker's supposedly humorous joke

Odd Conversation...
Two gentlemen sat in a cafe in Brooklyn sipping coffee. One was an American United Nation representative and the other was an Irish dry cleaner. Soon, the American spoke. "I need to start an international relationship soon, or this will make it look bad on my part." The Irishman grinned solemnly and remarked, "What, your American wife isn't good enough?"

The meeting ended because....???? : Irony Jokes
To enjoy this humour, please try to read the lines about the meeting under the strikeouts. Then read the punchline reasoning afterwards! Enjoy!
 * 1) Peace Meeting, Tonight: Cinder Hall @ 11:00 AM Cancled Due to Conflict
 * 2) Joe's Fix-It Shop GRAND OPENING! Opening Delayed Due to Mantenance Problem
 * 3) FIRESALE!!!! 90% OFF ALL SALE ITEMS! James' Auto Parts Burned Down by an Unidentified Vandal
 * 4) How to Get a Job & Stay in It. Presentation By Clarie Smith Meeting Cancled Due to Clarie's Sudden Departure Caused By Low Salary

How's this one? Ha, ha, ha!!! (Very Good) Heh...(Good) Um...(so-so) Ugh...(bad) Kark it! (Very bad)